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FATGIRLslim | In Which Tracy’s Gonna Need New Bathroom Scales

+???lbs since Jan 15 2014 Weigh In

Okay, here’s the deal:

When I moved house, the Ozeri scales must have gotten damaged, because they’re just… well. They’re not working properly any more. They refuse to weigh me at the same weight more than once. It might go back to the same weight after attempting it four or five times, but those three or four times in between, my weight fluctuates anywhere between 5-50lbs.

And that’s on a tiled floor.

My trusty old Weight Watchers scales?

They weigh me at the same weight week after week after week. On a carpeted-and-underlain-floor. On a thinly-carpeted-floor. On a bathroom-tiled floor. And on a linoleum-ed floor.

Somehow, I don’t think I’ve stayed at 384.1lbs for the past month and a half.

As much as I’d love it, I really don’t think that I’m 167lbs, either.

So what does this mean? It means that I’m not gonna be able to weigh in, through no choice of my own, until I get a new set of bathroom scales.

Sorry, guys and gals. I’ll try to update when I think of something interesting to say, haha. XD That might mean we go quite quiet again, however.

I hope not.