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Posts Tagged ‘randomosity’

In Which Fatso Goes On An Unexpected Adventure

I had my college interview today. My Dad wasn’t available to take me, so I basically spent this morning having an extended panic attack until I realised that I actually knew where the college was, and how to get to it. (I’d staggered past the bottom of the street in 2004 or 2005, in heels, [...]

In Which Fatso Leaves The House

Every Saturday, I usually go to my parents’ place, so that I A) leave the house at least once a week, B) eat a decent meal at least once a week that includes some form of vegetables and C) can get to sit and crochet and watch television in peace without the cat chasing my [...]

In Which Fatso Has Survived A Year Alone

On February 8th, 2012, I moved into my own place. Which means I’ve survived living on my own for an entire year. I know that I went to college and everything, but I wouldn’t call that “surviving living on my own”. I had flatmates, for one thing. I ended up having a mental breakdown, for [...]

In Which Fatso Is Hungry

I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately, but I am hungry, constantly. It doesn’t matter how much I’ve eaten. I’m just hungry. It is really annoying, because things like that can easily derail your good intentions and you end up eating more than you mean to. Little things like apples – no matter how [...]

In Which Fatso Gets Fit And Feels Epic

Of course, the above vlog is talking about the competition running from January 11 to February 7. Details can be found here. And, just for the fun of it, here’s YouTube’s automatic transcript of my entire vlog:

In Which Fatso Gets Back To Real Food

One of my favourite things to do is cook, because it leads to one of my other favourite things to do: eat. This past wee while, I’ll admit, I’ve let my actual cooking slip. My caloric intake’s stayed the same (I haven’t checked on fat intake, but I’m going to guess it’s shot up), but [...]

In Which Fatso Thinks About Her Goal(s)

I don’t know why it came to mind yesterday, but it did: thinking about my ultimate goal(s). When I was doing my phone interviews for the newspaper and the upcoming magazine article, I was asked: what’s your goal weight/what’s your goal clothes size? Bearing in mind that this is what I currently look like, it’s [...]

In Which Fatso Thinks Of A Future That Could (Not) Have Been

When my elder sister, Linda, was eleven or twelve (I think) she started going to modern, street-ish, dance lessons, with her best friend. In her bedroom, we’d choreograph silly little dance numbers for our parents, my two sisters and me, and then we’d dance for them. (We also recorded our own radio station: Spicy News. [...]

In Which Fatso Is Absentminded

I forgot to weigh myself this morning. :| Oops. I’ll weigh myself in the morning and post then. It’s not gonna be pretty, though. Too much running around like a headless chicken while I try to move house. Too much store-bought food. Fingers crossed it won’t be too bad, though. I suppose we’ll see tomorrow, [...]

In Which Fatso Vlogs About Her Proudest Moments of 2011

Transcript: It’s New Year’s Eve, or, well, it’s Hogmanay, ’cause we’re Scottish, um, and I said that I was gonna do a post about things that I’ve been, um, proud of achieving this year. Uh. Possibly things that I’ve not been proud of achieving this year. Possibly gonna attempt to stop saying ‘um’ so much [...]