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Archive of posts filed under the 400s category.

In Which Fatso Is A Grape

  So, I think I’ve found my outfit for Linda’s wedding. Unfortunately, it’s still going to cost me close to £60 (dress and shoes; I think I can find my black bolero in the mess of a clothes box I have in the corner of my room for the night ‘do) and that is… urgh. [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: August 31, 2010

Image by ppreacher | by NCND 2.0 CC 28st 12lbs +3lbs -9lb (4.08kg) – 259lbs (117.48kg) to go So that’s another blip on the radar. I actually stepped on the scales on Tuesday morning (I know, I know, I shouldn’t have!) and my own scales said that I was 399.9lbs, which would be a 1.2lb [...]

In Which Fatso Is Starting To Panic

Two weeks ago, my big sister turned to me in our Weight Watchers meeting and said, quietly, “it’s only 10 weeks until my wedding!” That means that it’s now only eight weeks until my big sister gets married. My predicament at the moment is twofold: I am still huge, and I have very little money. [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: August 24, 2010

I will give y’all a visual representation of how I think I must have looked when I stepped on the scale tonight: Yeah, I’m a seriously attractive individual when I really want to be, I’m aware of this fact. Now, before I even tell you what the scale said this week, let me tell you [...]

In Which Fatso Is Eating (Again)

Yes, I’m eating even as I type this, but fear not! It’s apples. Image from sxc.hu. I love apples. My favourite kind is Pink Ladies. In addition to craving junk food up the wazoo last week, I realised that I’d made a grievous error: I didn’t have any fruit to hand. None whatsoever. Which is [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: August 17, 2010

29st 2lbs -5lb (2.27kg) – 263lbs (119.29kg) to go Well, at least when I woke up on Sunday with my womb trying to kill me from the inside out, I had an explanation for my cravings this past week. That time of the month. So that’s 3lbs on this week, which takes me back three [...]

In Which Fatso Is Having An Odd Week

Since getting weighed on Tuesday night, I’ve been having a very odd week: it seems, in celebration of not having cancer, my body has decided that it wants junk. Lots and lots of junk. I’ve tried not to give in, of course, but when I went to the cinema, it was in celebration, and I [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: August 2nd, 2010

29st -7lb (3.18kg) – 261lbs (118.39kg) to go So we’re back here again. Back at the original Silver 7™. This week, I went to see Inception at the cinema. Twice. I even ate junk both times: a wee tub of candy floss and a big bag of Maltesers, bottles of Diet Irn Bru (admittedly, the [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: July 26, 2010

29st 1lb (184.6kg) -6lb (2.72kg) – 262lbs (118.84kg) to go My quads are killing me. I’ll admit, I worked pretty hard at spinning yesterday morning and then went straight into the swimming pool afterward, but holy cow, my quads are killing me. Jenni keeps saying, “you should feel it in your quads,” while we’re doing [...]

In Which Fatso Is Bored

It’s Saturday night. Do you know what I imagine most “normal” 27-year-old girls are doing at 9:10pm on a “normal” Saturday night? (Normal, in my head means: not married, no kids. Employed, living in their own place. With or without a significant other of whatever sex.) I imagine they’re having a drink while they’re getting [...]