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Weekly Weigh-In: August 24, 2010

I will give y’all a visual representation of how I think I must have looked when I stepped on the scale tonight: Yeah, I’m a seriously attractive individual when I really want to be, I’m aware of this fact. Now, before I even tell you what the scale said this week, let me tell you [...]

In Which Fatso Is Eating (Again)

Yes, I’m eating even as I type this, but fear not! It’s apples. Image from sxc.hu. I love apples. My favourite kind is Pink Ladies. In addition to craving junk food up the wazoo last week, I realised that I’d made a grievous error: I didn’t have any fruit to hand. None whatsoever. Which is [...]

In Which Fatso Is Having An Odd Week

Since getting weighed on Tuesday night, I’ve been having a very odd week: it seems, in celebration of not having cancer, my body has decided that it wants junk. Lots and lots of junk. I’ve tried not to give in, of course, but when I went to the cinema, it was in celebration, and I [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: July 26, 2010

29st 1lb (184.6kg) -6lb (2.72kg) – 262lbs (118.84kg) to go My quads are killing me. I’ll admit, I worked pretty hard at spinning yesterday morning and then went straight into the swimming pool afterward, but holy cow, my quads are killing me. Jenni keeps saying, “you should feel it in your quads,” while we’re doing [...]

In Which Fatso Has Another Quiet Week

Another quiet week here at Fatso Headquarters. This week is full of the following: Having no money. Not being able to get to the gym/swimming pool. Dad’s not at work tomorrow, I don’t think, so I might go to the pool tomorrow night, but the main pool isn’t open, so it’ll be faffing about in [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: July 5, 2010

29st 2lbs -5lb (2.27kg) – 263lbs (119.29kg) to go So I gained back the 2lbs that I lost last week. I’m going to blame my period, and the fact that I didn’t make it to the gym until Sunday because of aforementioned period. Thankfully, my legs and ankles have stopped swelling to gargantuan proportions; my [...]

In Which Fatso Is On The Move

Yesterday, my Mum, Dad, my little sister and her fiancé and I moved house. My big sister’s fiancé was kind enough to borrow his Dad’s transit van and help us with the move, otherwise I don’t think we’d have managed, but yes. Yesterday was spent carrying boxes, bags, bits and pieces. There are 13 steps [...]

In Which Fatso Likes Real Food Too Much

I was talking about the Tony Ferguson programme a while back, if y’all will remember. I was back in Boots the other day to pick up another prescription, and they have their stuff in, an entire cabinet full of meal replacement shakes and bars and soups and the like. I picked up a leaflet while [...]

Weekly Weigh-In: May 24, 2010

28st 12lbs -9lb (4.08kg) – 259lbs (117.48kg) to go I almost feel like I should say, “And that’s all I have to say about that,” and then just… go and storm off in a huff, throw a tantrum like a 12-year-old, but that’d do me no good. Instead, what I’m going to do, is I’m [...]

In Which Fatso Gets Over Herself

I didn’t bash my brains in. Obviously. I did spend most of Monday night bashing my head against a metaphorical brick wall, and working out that whole Wendi plan thing. So here’s how it worked out: Monday: 37 POINTS Tuesday: 47 POINTS Wednesday: 33 POINTS Thursday: 35 POINTS Friday: 36 POINTS Saturday: 35 POINTS Sunday: [...]