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Archive of posts filed under the detox category.

In Which Fatso Inhales Her Food

The above pictures at the little Magic Pot thingers that have Sweetcorn, Sweet Pepper and Courgette seeds in them! It said, “leave somewhere warm, frost-free, and out of direct sunlight,” so I figured that my windowsill would be the perfect place for them, since I hardly ever open my bedroom curtains and blind. There’s never [...]

In Which Fatso Gives Herself Credit

So, I went to the cinema today to see Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, which was not as awesome as it could have been. Last time I went to the cinema, I bought a drink. Didn’t have any sweets or anything. But then, last time I went to the cinema was with Mum and Dad [...]

The Beck Diet Solution: Week One, Day Two: Choose Two Reasonable Diets

So, day two of The Beck Diet Solution asks you to choose two “reasonable” diets: your main diet plan, and one backup, in case the first one fails for whatever reason. Now, tonight, I went and rejoined Weight Watchers (oh god, the difference between the scales at Boots and the scales at Weight Watchers is [...]

In Which Fatso Contemplates Detox

Now, I’ve read dozens of times, probably more, that detox is “scientifically proven to do bugger all” (I may have paraphrased that, I may not) but to be perfectly honest, I feel better after detox. Let me tell you a story of my first detox: Back in 2006, I got a job in Swords, County [...]