The above pictures at the little Magic Pot thingers that have Sweetcorn, Sweet Pepper and Courgette seeds in them! It said, “leave somewhere warm, frost-free, and out of direct sunlight,” so I figured that my windowsill would be the perfect place for them, since I hardly ever open my bedroom curtains and blind. There’s never [...]
In Which Fatso Gives Herself Credit
So, I went to the cinema today to see Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, which was not as awesome as it could have been. Last time I went to the cinema, I bought a drink. Didn’t have any sweets or anything. But then, last time I went to the cinema was with Mum and Dad [...]
The Beck Diet Solution: Week One, Day Two: Choose Two Reasonable Diets
So, day two of The Beck Diet Solution asks you to choose two “reasonable” diets: your main diet plan, and one backup, in case the first one fails for whatever reason. Now, tonight, I went and rejoined Weight Watchers (oh god, the difference between the scales at Boots and the scales at Weight Watchers is [...]
In Which Fatso Contemplates Detox
Now, I’ve read dozens of times, probably more, that detox is “scientifically proven to do bugger all” (I may have paraphrased that, I may not) but to be perfectly honest, I feel better after detox. Let me tell you a story of my first detox: Back in 2006, I got a job in Swords, County [...]











