weigh-in, weight gain

The Weight Watchers Weekly Weigh-In: March 22, 2016

-2lbs since December 8, 2015

Happy birthday: I gained a pound!

Scarlett O'Hara O NO YOU DI'N'T
Don’t worry, Scarlett. I don’t understand, either.

Which, given that this was the week I did the Sport Relief games, and I burned more than 28,000 calories this week – I earned more than 110 Weight Watchers FitPoints and didn’t use any of them! – I’m confused.

Very, very confused.

I mean, look:

15-22 Mar Exercise 1 (image from Fitbit.com)

That’s a lot of calories. 4,000 calories a day, roughly. To gain 1lb, I would have had to have eaten 4,000 calories per day PLUS an extra 3,500 calories.

Which I obviously didn’t.

I’m so effing frustrated right now, can you tell?!

Ugh. I haven’t even had birthday cake yet. At least it’s only a tiny wee cake this year.

Again, I say: happy birthday to me. *sigh*